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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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You've been wandering for about a day.

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You find yourself at the edge of the Misty Forest about nightfall.

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Thaddeus is with you, and he suggests that maybe we should camp here for the night.

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Thaddeus, where are the grungs?

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He pulls off his backpack and pulls out a long steel cylinder.

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And on it, in very Grancis-like writing, it says,

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Grungs, good for six months.

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And he opens it up, and you look inside, and there's their entire civilization.

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I thought, being that you guys are going into what could be a hairy situation,

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maybe I'd tag along.

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Sounds like a pretty good plan.

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Why'd you guys have a falling out?

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We were on another job.

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It wasn't looking good.

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And his haste miscast a spell, and it instead targeted our team.

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I was the only one that survived.

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Some smoke comes off of the fire, and you hear an eerie...

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You know how ghosts sometimes get locked to things?

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm locked to the grungs.

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Don't tell Thaddeus that.

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I think he really needs to be with you guys.

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So you guys start trekking into the Misty Forest.

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You travel for a few hours, and you come to a small settlement.

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And everybody sees a second level to this settlement.

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It looks like this settlement has been abandoned.

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You hear a growl come from behind you.

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From behind it, come through the trees, a bellowing gruff voice.

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Boska! Boska, come back!

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There you guys are!

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Hey, Delaine!

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They also report that there is a settlement, Altent, that is still standing.

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So you've been traveling for most of the morning now,

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and you get the sense that something's been following you.

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Show yourselves.

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And you see slowly coming up small antlers.

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And then what looks like a human face.

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Big smiling, two of them.

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And they say, Hi!

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We are the fifth... Nope.

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We are a fifth edition actual play podcast.

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I am your dungeon master, Russ More.

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And with me today is a whole bunch of people.

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But we're starting with Carla Johnson.

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Oh, boy. Oh, I'm first.

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Hey, I'm Carla. I play Nulara Moonbrook.

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Also with me today is Amy More.

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Oh, boy.

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You're second.

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That's how we're starting.

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Well, you kicked it off.

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I am Amy More and I play Thea Amastasia, a druid elf.

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And Tom Laird.

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Yeah, that's me.

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I play a champion dwarf fighter named Flint Firebeard.

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And also with us today, some special guests from the American Gods cast.

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And I probably should ask them how to pronounce their last names before we started doing this.

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But I'm just going to wing it and see if I get it right.

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Kyle Grichelle.

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There we go.

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That's me. Hello.

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And Michael Cederblom.

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Yes, that's me. I'm here too.

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Welcome, guys.

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Thank you for being here.

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Thanks for having us.

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Thanks for having us.

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You know, we don't have a lot of guests on.

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So this is our awkward interview segment.

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You guys run a podcast yourself.

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And we've we've kind of launched, I think, around the same time.

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So we've kind of kept in talks around then.

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And you wanted to be on our podcast for a long time.

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I was like, yeah, yeah, soon, soon, soon.

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And now finally, a long time after, we're making it happen.

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Yeah, we made it work.

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Yeah, I think we started right around when you guys did maybe a little after.

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But, yeah, we've we do things to Kyle.

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What do we do?

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We talk about TV, movies, a lot of Netflix stuff.

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Our last episode is not Netflix.

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It's actually on Amazon.

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We did the was it the big sick?

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Yep. Yeah.

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So most of the time we have people vote and so we can help have them help choose what we review.

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But obviously, we're centered around American Gods, which only shows for a short period of time during the year.

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Yeah, that's us. Yep.

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That's that's about it.

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Nice. Well, it sounds like an awesome show.

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We I'm sorry.

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We haven't watched American Gods.

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I keep meaning to.

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I watched the big sick with Carla.

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Does that count?

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That does count.

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I fell asleep real early.

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I think we've all read American Gods.

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Maybe I'm maybe I'm full of it.

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I definitely have read it like a million times.

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I have also read it.

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Yeah. And I I I'm so excited for the show that I want to wait till I can like.

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Watch it for real, like really take it in.

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Not falling asleep, watching it, which is why I haven't watched it, even though it's going to be my favorite show, I'm sure.

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I think that means we've all read it.

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But Kyle, yep, I have not read it.

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I don't I don't read it.

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Oh, perfect.

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Good company.

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You have Canterbury Tales on your bedside table.

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I read books.

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I just haven't read that book.

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Because I'm trying to develop my character for the Patreon thing, man.

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OK, but Canterbury Tales is an odd choice.

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He does homework.

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He cares so much more.

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It's it's got all that like poetry and prose and like all that sort of stuff.

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So I'm just I'm just looking for just inspiration.

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You know how it is.

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I'm just going to show him.

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You better bring it next time we record our Patreon episode.

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I'll show you.

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Next next time our Patreon episode is just an hour and a half of me reading Canterbury Tales.

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Worst episode ever.

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I don't know why we lost all of our patrons.

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Yeah, totally.

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Yeah, let's just jump right into the game.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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We're all waiting with bated breath.

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I was waiting for the beat to drop, right?

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That's how it works.

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I don't think so.

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Oh, OK.

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So our adventurers, Flint, Thea, and Nulara are in the misty forest making their way to the Elven City.

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The city of Altand.

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And on the way, they've left the path, which Delaine Winterhound told them that they would probably be doing.

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But they've been followed for a little while by a couple interesting characters.

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And they come face to face with...

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We're short, hairy little kind of small elves.

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You know, like little pathetic looking centaurs, essentially.

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You're really underselling yourselves, guys.

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I'm sure you're adorable.

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Time to get into character voice.

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Oh, hello.

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I'm a little tiny hypso.

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I'm waving at you guys.

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Thea waves back enthusiastically.

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Hello, look at you.

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Hi.

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What are you guys doing here?

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Well, we're on our way to Altand.

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Who are you?

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What's your name?

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Oh, my name is...

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Let's go with Will.

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And you can call me Kelp.

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Sorry, Kelp?

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Kelp? No, no, no P. Just Kelp.

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Oh, Kelp. OK.

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That's OK.

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Well, that's good, because otherwise some sort of great whale would come along and eat you.

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Oh, I don't see many whales around here, but you know.

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Magical forest.

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We're kind of following you a little bit.

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What are you guys doing around here?

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We're trying to figure out what's going on with these dragon attacks in this forest.

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Oh, yeah, dragons.

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We've seen some of those around here.

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Just a couple, though.

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What kind of dragons have you seen?

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Was it a green one?

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Yeah, he looked like a mean old bastard.

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We saw him kind of rolling through some elves, you know, tearing up the place.

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It looked like a mess.

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We tried to get out as quick as we can.

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The elves didn't look too well.

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They had a bad day.

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They had some little guys following them also.

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They were not too nice either.

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Those must have been the cultists.

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Yeah, that must have been them.

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They were running around.

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They had these black cloaks on.

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They had some little symbols on them.

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They looked like flames with eyes and dragon claws.

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It was a mess.

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We tried to get out as quick as we can.

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We got hit a little bit, but as you can tell with a little will with his little bald spot in his head,

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we burned off all the hair on my face.

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Oh my god, I can't even imagine.

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That wound's deep.

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Almost skin deep.

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Because Flint stroked his beard like, shh, shh.

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That's what I was just thinking.

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Flint's just like reverently stroking his own beard, just horrified at this thought.

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Oh my god.

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It's gonna be okay.

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What village did you come from?

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Where did you see the green dragon last?

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We don't really know the place.

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We could probably get you there.

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I think we know how to get you there,

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but we have some problems of our own that we're heavily occupied right now.

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Maybe if you could do us a favor, maybe we could get you there.

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What kind of problems are you having?

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Oh, problems with some people.

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We want to go back to the fae, but we can't.

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There's this mean old, do we call her?

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She's kind of a bitch.

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Let's be real.

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A little bit.

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Her name is Avon.

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She's not a nice person, but we've kind of made her shit list,

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and we just want to go home.

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We want to go back to our old tribe, going back to our little shenanigans,

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but we can't really do that with a dragon on one side

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and Avon just kind of plugging the door up.

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Maybe if you could get rid of that problem,

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we could send you on your way.

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Well, we are in the business of helping people,

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but I can't help but ask,

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what did you do to this Avon that got you kicked out of the fae?

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She wants people to pay her to go through and from the fae,

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and we didn't, a couple times.

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And we may have gone on the offensive a couple times.

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Yeah, we tried to kill her.

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Didn't work.

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She deserves it though, so it's okay.

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And what is she?

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Is she a human?

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Is she fae?

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Oh, no, no, no.

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She's not a human.

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She's a sea tail.

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She's a little person, but damn does she...

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She's ferocious.

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She's mean.

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But you look like a nice, I don't know, hearty group of travelers

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that could really get this thorn out of our sides

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and you guys can just go on your way.

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Much stronger than the last group.

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What happened to the last group?

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You've tried this before?

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That's not comforting.

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What last group?

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You look much stronger than before.

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Man, they were a little squishy.

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So what has this Aven done that she deserves to be killed?

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Sorry, we're not necessarily hit men.

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Oh, no, no.

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You're not hitting anyone.

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You're just erasing a problem that has been there for a very long time.

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She just likes to suck the magic out of you.

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When you pay your toll, it's not money.

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It's not goods.

261
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It's actually a part of you.

262
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You'd be helping all the creatures of the fey, not just us.

263
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And it would just really help if she was gone

264
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because then we could travel back and forth.

265
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It would be just a much happier place.

266
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Every fey could travel back and forth without repercussion,

267
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consequence, or any sort of barrier person stopping them?

268
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Yes, yes.

269
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We could do that, but she closed all the other doors

270
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except one, and that is the one where she sits in front of

271
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and reaps the benefits from it.

272
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So if you could get rid of that problem,

273
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we could maybe help you guys.

274
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I don't know, Nularaaaia, you're pretty good in a forest.

275
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Probably get us to Alten, couldn't you?

276
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I certainly could track our way to Alten.

277
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That's where we're trying to get to.

278
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Maybe the three of us, the four of us,

279
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we still have another guy with us.

280
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Anyway, maybe the four of us,

281
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maybe give us a minute, Will and Kel,

282
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and let us discuss amongst ourselves

283
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if we want to help you with this problem.

284
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All right, go ahead, take your time.

285
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We'll be here waiting.

286
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,000
So guys, this sounds suspicious.

287
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How to lap in front of them, we're like...

288
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000
Well, no.

289
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In a little group.

290
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We mosey over a little way so they can't hear us so much, yeah?

291
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Seems like a bad idea, right?

292
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000
I don't have a good feeling about it.

293
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:51,000
Being a fey creature myself,

294
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they are tricksy creatures.

295
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000
There's something else going on.

296
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I feel like there's something they're not telling us.

297
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,000
It definitely seems that way.

298
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:08,000
Thea, what do you know about sea turtles?

299
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What is that?

300
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000
How dangerous is it?

301
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000
What do we know?

302
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000
I actually have no idea.

303
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000
I have never been to the fey.

304
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
I don't...

305
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000
Well, sea turtles, Thaddeus pipes up.

306
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He says, sea turtles,

307
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
they were a long ago fey creature.

308
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,000
From what I understand is there's not a lot of them left around,

309
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but what they do is they,

310
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,000
as Will and Kel here have described,

311
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is they suck the magic out of creatures and out of existence.

312
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000
And they absorb it in themselves.

313
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000
To do what with?

314
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
To have.

315
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It's an addiction of sorts.

316
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So are they inherently evil?

317
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It's uncertain,

318
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,000
but if they're stopping creatures from going back and forth

319
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through what is supposed to be an open portal for these fey creatures...

320
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Oh, it's supposed to be an open portal.

321
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
Yeah.

322
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Ah, I was under the impression that there was a gatekeeper for a reason.

323
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Oh, no, no.

324
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000
The fey is supposed to be,

325
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if you find a passageway from the fey to the material plane,

326
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,000
it's supposed to be just an open source.

327
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:33,000
So it sounds like kind of a mob boss situation happening.

328
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,000
It sounds like some sort of energy vampire has staked it out.

329
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000
Ha, staked it out.

330
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Ah, ah, ah.

331
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I knew you'd do that there.

332
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Knowing that, I think we should help them.

333
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
At least go and talk

334
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000
and just see if we can reason with whatever creature this is.

335
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Well, I don't want to fight a dragon

336
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000
if there's a chance that some creature could come

337
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,000
and suck Thea's magical life force from her.

338
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000
We kind of, we need that.

339
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Yeah, because we don't need that magic.

340
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
We need that magic, so...

341
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Plus, these guys are cute little scamps, hey?

342
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
They, you know, yeah.

343
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
They're definitely tricking us though,

344
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
but they're cute as heck.

345
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
Maybe we can sweeten the deal a little bit.

346
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
All they have to do is bring us to a place.

347
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,000
We are risking life and limb

348
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,000
to get them passageway back home.

349
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000
I don't even know that we need them to lead us to a place.

350
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Yeah, I don't know either, but I do know.

351
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Delaney basically told us how to get there, I think.

352
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000
Their antlers have magical properties,

353
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,000
and I wouldn't mind getting my hands on some of that

354
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,000
that good sweet antler shed.

355
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Yeah, I...

356
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,000
A couple spells that could be really useful for.

357
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:53,000
So just to clarify, shed antlers, you don't want them.

358
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
We don't want to get out a saw,

359
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
because I feel like they might have a problem with that.

360
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Yeah, no, I want to jump on one of their backs

361
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,000
and just start, like, just hack sawing away.

362
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
This is cool, right, you guys?

363
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
No.

364
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000
No.

365
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000
She just pulls really hard on the antlers.

366
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Totally.

367
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:19,000
I mean, I'm happy to ask for something in exchange.

368
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
We don't need them to lead us anywhere,

369
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,000
but we might need the help of creatures from the fey

370
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
to fight the dragon caulder, to fight Tiamat.

371
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:33,000
It seems like the more allies we can have right now,

372
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
the better.

373
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
We're fighting some real big bats.

374
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
I agree.

375
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Okay, so let's give them the good news.

376
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000
We walk back over, I suppose.

377
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000
Well, I guess I look at everyone else

378
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
and make sure they're nodding, I would just say.

379
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Yes, the nodding has happened.

380
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
So we'll tell them yes, and I walk away.

381
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Thaddeus just has a grumpy face and is just like,

382
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
nope.

383
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Is that resting grump face?

384
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Thaddeus, I'm fine, I'm fine.

385
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,000
Just his normal resting grump face, then.

386
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Okay.

387
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
RGF.

388
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Okay.

389
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
We'll help you.

390
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Oh, that is great news.

391
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
How far will we have to travel

392
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
before we get where we're going?

393
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Oh, it's not too far.

394
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,000
What's the best way to fight one of these things?

395
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Good stab.

396
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
That always works.

397
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Do you have swords?

398
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Swords work.

399
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
I've got an axe.

400
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
I heard axes are really good.

401
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
The last guy had an axe he didn't do too well.

402
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
No, you should be fine.

403
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
You're a little beefier than him.

404
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
It'll go great.

405
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Do you want to give us any details

406
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
on this last group that helped you?

407
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Anything at all?

408
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Oh, there's nothing worth talking about.

409
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
They didn't do well, though.

410
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Whatever they did didn't work.

411
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
So they're definitely all dead, then.

412
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Oh, yeah. 100%.

413
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Great. Just wanted to make sure.

414
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Were they human or magical creatures?

415
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,000
What was their downfall?

416
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Aven just hit harder than they hit.

417
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Okay.

418
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
It didn't work.

419
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
I think their mistake was running straight at them.

420
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Them?

421
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Or maybe when they ran away.

422
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
It might have been when they crawled away

423
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
and they were crying and they were like,

424
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000
please stop.

425
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Don't do that.

426
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
You guys aren't very good at asking for help, are you?

427
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
No, no, no.

428
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
This is our sales pitch.

429
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
We are expert salesmen.

430
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
We've got this.

431
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
I will not take the extended warranty, thank you very much.

432
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Never do.

433
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
That's never a real thing.

434
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Okay.

435
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
This is sounding like a worse and worse idea all the time.

436
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Sure does.

437
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
No, we'll help you.

438
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Would you be willing to make a little bit of a trade?

439
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Well,

440
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
what do you have in mind?

441
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Well, your freedom to your homeland.

442
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Oh, you have a deal.

443
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Any chance I could get my hands on

444
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
one of your shed antlers?

445
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
I might have

446
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
one or two of those lying around.

447
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Maybe three.

448
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
I only need one, but

449
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
good to know.

450
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000
I only have one.

451
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Oh, and also if you could advocate for the rest of the

452
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Fae to come help us fight Tiamat, that'd be great too.

453
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Hey, sign on the dotted line.

454
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Oh yeah, that'd be great. We could sneak that in there.

455
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Yeah, we could say something.

456
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
We'll try.

457
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
So, is this a deal?

458
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Are we working?

459
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
I walk forward and they have hands, right?

460
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
I extend a hand to shake on it.

461
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
I extend a fist.

462
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
This is making me so uncomfortable.

463
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
You never make a deal with a creature of the Fae.

464
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
This is Carla speaking.

465
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
No, I feel the same way.

466
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
I feel like we're about to get

467
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
over royally, but... I've read enough fantasy novels.

468
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
This is a very bad idea.

469
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Let's do it.

470
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
I guess Kel will extend a hand also.

471
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Maybe? Yes.

472
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
That is a very weak handshake,

473
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
but it's coming out there.

474
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Okay. I cringe a little bit,

475
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
like, ugh.

476
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I told you, we need your help. We're not too strong.

477
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
But we're there when it matters.

478
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
We'll remember that.

479
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
We've got your back.

480
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Take us to her.

481
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
So you guys all agree

482
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
on the task at hand,

483
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
obviously, with great...

484
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Murder!

485
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Murder!

486
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
God, how many times do we have to murder people for other people?

487
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Thaddeus is bringing up the rear and he's like,

488
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Talk it out!

489
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Talk it out!

490
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
It sounded a lot more like Grancis,

491
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
the longer he's around.

492
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
It drifts in and out.

493
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
I don't know what's happening.

494
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Is Grancis starting to possess Thaddeus?

495
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
He's super duper.

496
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Kel and Will,

497
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
they lead you through

498
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
not the direction you were going,

499
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
they take you, like, about face

500
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
and through into

501
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
the deeper forest.

502
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
You travel for

503
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
what seems like about an hour,

504
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
maybe a little bit more,

505
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
and the scenery

506
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
around you

507
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
begins to

508
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
shift a little bit.

509
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
The trees look

510
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
a little more lush

511
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
and larger.

512
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
And

513
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
you see

514
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
the longer you walk,

515
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
kind of, colors become brighter.

516
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
And you feel

517
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
as though

518
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
you begin seeing color

519
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
in the air itself.

520
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Ooh,

521
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
what are we smoking?

522
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
The stuff I'm on

523
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
doesn't produce these results.

524
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Those that know the

525
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
fae know that

526
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
as you get nearer to,

527
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
the fae wild

528
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
is nature

529
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000
and magic combined.

530
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
So everything

531
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
is a reflection of

532
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
the material

533
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
plane. Everything is

534
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
much brighter in the fae.

535
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Thea feels really

536
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
good here. Does this still count

537
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
as forest, or like how does this

538
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
are my

539
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
I don't know what the equivalent of Spidey

540
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
senses are. My Woodchuck senses?

541
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Are they

542
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
my Brown Bird senses?

543
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Are they, like

544
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
is this still

545
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
because I must obviously notice

546
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
I'm attuned to the forest

547
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
that this is a different place.

548
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
But you still feel like you're in the forest.

549
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
You don't feel like you've entirely crossed

550
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
over into the

551
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
fae wild yet.

552
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
But as you get closer to the portal,

553
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Will and Kel would be able to tell you

554
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
that this is

555
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
normal, essentially.

556
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Yep, this is normal.

557
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Sounds like it's normal, guys.

558
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
This just means we're getting close.

559
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Everybody make

560
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
a perception check.

561
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Oh my god, we have to roll

562
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
something. I roll really

563
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
well. This is gonna

564
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
be great, you guys.

565
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
I did not.

566
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Ugh. Oops.

567
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
I did not either, but I have

568
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
advantage if I'm in the

569
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
in my

570
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
space still. So in that

571
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
case, I rolled a 24.

572
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
I rolled a 2, but I have

573
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
an 8 as a bonus.

574
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
That's like a whopping 10.

575
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
8 bonus is good, though. You're so

576
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
perceptive. I'm so fucking perceptive.

577
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
Guys, what did you get?

578
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
10. 16.

579
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
9. So Flint, Thea, and

580
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Kel, everybody's walking

581
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
along, and you three are kind of clustered

582
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
together, and you are snapped

583
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
up into

584
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
a big snare rope trap.

585
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
So you are now suspended

586
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
from the trees.

587
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Oh shit.

588
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
This isn't good.

589
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
It's a trap.

590
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Thanks, Admiral

591
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Lackbar. This is real time, right?

592
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Little help here, guys.

593
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
Little help here. Are they

594
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
up in a net, kind of

595
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
classic forest trap style?

596
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Classic forest

597
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
trap. Okay, so net with all

598
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
three of us, not just by the ankles

599
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000
dangling.

600
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Oh, well that's no

601
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
problem. How high up is the net?

602
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
You're about 25 feet up.

603
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Well, that's, you know, high.

604
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Kel is nude, correct?

605
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Because I'm a wooden

606
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
critter.

607
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
He's naked, yes? Did you say nude?

608
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Yeah, yeah. Okay.

609
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Be careful.

610
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Do you like dangly bits just like

611
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
poking at the... Of course.

612
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
It's like when you're climbing up the little

613
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
rope ladders, and then like your hand

614
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
misses, but, you know.

615
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Okay, Thea's uncomfortable. Thea takes

616
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
it. Will, grab on, please.

617
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
It's my leg.

618
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Come on.

619
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Do you want to say antler?

620
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Okay, well Thea

621
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
feels real stupid right now because

622
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
she used to have daggers,

623
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
but metal

624
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
offends me now, apparently.

625
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
And so I just have

626
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
a scimitar,

627
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
which...

628
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Oh, now I have daggers.

629
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
You dropped your daggers.

630
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
You were supposed to erase them, you dropped them.

631
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Yeah, you

632
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
hated them. I have a scimitar.

633
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Do I have enough room in there to take

634
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
my scimitar out and start hacking away

635
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
at the... I'm assuming it's kind of a tight

636
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
fit, like elbows and like

637
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
cheek to jowl type situation.

638
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Yeah, I mean you could probably do

639
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
that. Okay. I take out my

640
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
scimitar and I start to saw

641
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
at the side

642
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
of the net, not the bottom.

643
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Well, Thaddeus and I just are watching

644
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
from the ground.

645
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
That's not what's happening right now.

646
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Thaddeus is loving this.

647
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
He's like, I could... He whispers

648
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
to Nularaaaia, he's like, I could help him, but I just

649
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
want to see what happens.

650
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
I'm curious too. Did you notice the small

651
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
creatures are naked?

652
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
That one seems

653
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
really concerned. I mean, I knew

654
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Thea would try and make a move at some point,

655
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
but I didn't

656
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
know it would be... She would

657
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
intentionally push them into a net

658
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
to do it. At this point,

659
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
Kelv really starts kicking around. He's getting real

660
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
nervous real quick.

661
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
Thea saws faster at the net.

662
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

663
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
It's a little more frantic.

664
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Roll Dexterity check.

665
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Oh, baby.

666
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
That

667
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
is 20.

668
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Whoa.

669
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Yeah, you definitely...

670
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
with the

671
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
skill of someone

672
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
trying not to touch a naked

673
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
hibsel,

674
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
open up the side of the net.

675
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
I gingerly kind of

676
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
swing myself

677
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
out, and it's only 25 feet, right?

678
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
It is 25 feet.

679
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
So I kind of rope.

680
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
You're in trees too,

681
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
so there would be

682
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
vines and stuff that you could reach and

683
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
scale down.

684
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
I reach and skittle.

685
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
I said scale. You can skittle.

686
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Taste the rainbow.

687
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
I'd like to skittle down

688
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
this tree, please. Do I need to make

689
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
an acrobatics or athletics

690
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
check?

691
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
No, I'll let you skittle. Thanks.

692
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
I say, come on, guys. It's not that bad.

693
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Might be a little more difficult

694
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
for some of you, but...

695
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Or I could

696
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
find the anchor rope and

697
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
let you down gingerly.

698
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Oh, no, no. I'll try to get out.

699
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
It's okay. Do the hibsels

700
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
have little hooves?

701
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
I believe, yeah. Don't we have hooves,

702
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
but we have hands? Yeah, you've got

703
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
a set of four hooves, and you have hands

704
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
because you're a human

705
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
antelope centaur type creature.

706
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
There we go. Humalope. I guess

707
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
I'll climb out, but get my antlers

708
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
stuck in about every loop possible on the way

709
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
out.

710
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
So we're waiting on the ground for like

711
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
20 minutes? Yeah, as you are trying

712
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
to release yourself,

713
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
you hear very heavy

714
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
footsteps, and it

715
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
sounds like two sets of them are

716
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
coming your way.

717
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
That's probably not good.

718
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
You should get down

719
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
now. I'm trying.

720
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
And boogie.

721
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Make a dexterity check.

722
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
24.

723
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Yeah, you managed to

724
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
sneak your antlers through

725
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
and bounce off of

726
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
the nearest tree and

727
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
skittle down as well.

728
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Because he's dexterous and all get out.

729
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Yeah.

730
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Flint, you're the only one still left up

731
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
there. Oh, I forgot I was in there.

732
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
He's like, ah, I'm just going to

733
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
stay here you guys. I was wondering, like Flint's just

734
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
hanging out. I'm good up here.

735
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Yeah, I climb down and

736
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
make my way with all the vines and tree branches and

737
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
whatnot.

738
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
So you skittle.

739
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
You skittle as well. In other words.

740
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
If the word skittle

741
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
isn't in the episode title,

742
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
I might be a little upset.

743
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Skittled in the forest.

744
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
I'll figure it out. As Flint

745
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
is nearing the ground,

746
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
the footsteps sound like they're

747
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
coming from a brush just behind where

748
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
your location is. And there's

749
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
rustling in the brush as

750
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
whatever it is is coming

751
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
nearer to you.

752
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Hello?

753
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Like, Kel's going to try to back up

754
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
and go stealth, hide,

755
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
whatever. Yep.

756
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
All right. Want me to roll for it?

757
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
No, no, you've got natural.

758
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Yeah, you've got natural stealth and hide.

759
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
So you're both doing that?

760
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Yeah, I want to hide too.

761
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Yeah, so the four of

762
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
you, Flint, Thea, Nularaaaa, and Thaddeus,

763
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
you're watching the brush and then you turn

764
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
around and both Kel and Will seemingly

765
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
have disappeared. Oh, nice,

766
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
guys. Nice.

767
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Um, and through the brush

768
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
with thick,

769
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
heavy footsteps crushing ground

770
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
beneath them come

771
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
two small

772
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
old man elf creatures

773
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
with very bright red

774
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
hats. And on their back

775
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
are sickles.

776
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
And they, ooh,

777
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
tripped our trap.

778
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
There was something over, oh.

779
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Oh, goodness.

780
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Did you guys trip our trap?

781
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
I'm sorry, sir, we tripped your trap.

782
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Sorry about that. Oh, well, you've got

783
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
to come with us then. Boss says

784
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
whoever trips the trap has to come say

785
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
hi.

786
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Who's the boss?

787
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Is it Angela? Is it Tony?

788
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Who is it?

789
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
It's Samantha. It's Mona.

790
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Who is it? Anyway,

791
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
sorry. Who's your

792
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
boss? It definitely wasn't Jonathan.

793
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
I'll tell you that much. Certainly not.

794
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Couple jokes just think they're funny.

795
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Okay, you want to go see the boss? Let's

796
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
go see the boss then. And they pull their

797
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
sickles out and they start

798
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
kind of corralling you

799
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
in the direction that you were going.

800
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Sorry, are they elves or elf

801
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
type creatures? Oh, I'm going to give you

802
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
a picture here. Don't. Oh, can you give

803
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
me a picture there? Don't you!

804
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
I'm picturing a garden gnome because

805
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
you said they're little and they have sickles and they have

806
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
little red hats. Ooh, is it a red

807
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
cap, Russ? That's what I'm picturing. Yeah, we're

808
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
right. We're right, Carla. We're right.

809
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
It is a red cap, yeah. Yeah, it's for sure

810
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
a creepy-ass garden gnome.

811
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
So they start

812
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
corralling you with their

813
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
sharp pointy sickles.

814
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Wow, I

815
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
certainly hope that

816
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
we aren't alone in

817
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
this journey. I say kind

818
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
of loud and pointedly.

819
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
It's like you're talking

820
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
to the trees. You've been out here too long.

821
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Will tries

822
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
to whisper quietly,

823
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
don't go with them. I think

824
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
they're screwed.

825
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Hey, who's that?

826
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Who's your boss?

827
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Where are you taking us? Why should we even

828
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
go with you? How tall are these guys? Are they

829
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
little shrimpy guys or what?

830
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Can I step on one?

831
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Well, they're not that small.

832
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Crunch!

833
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
They are small creatures. I'd say they're probably

834
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
maxed like two feet tall.

835
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Okay, so I don't know how well

836
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
they're corralling us, right?

837
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Yeah, I think we're just kind of standing.

838
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
We need to know where you're taking us.

839
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
I'm taking you to see the boss. The boss

840
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
has to clear everybody

841
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
in this part of the forest. Tell me who the

842
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
boss is. Way to say

843
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
that in a different way. I'm just trying so hard.

844
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
The boss is Avon. You heard of Avon?

845
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Yes, we've heard of Avon. Please

846
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
take us to her. Yes, yes.

847
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Avon's going to have a field day with you

848
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
guys. Don't worry about it. Jokester's all

849
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
over the place. Hey, you run your mouth. I'm going to

850
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
have a field day with you, as in punting

851
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
you over a field goal.

852
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
That's not how that sports.

853
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Hey, give it a try.

854
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
The other one bites up.

855
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
I'll take you down.

856
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Pointy ear, whatever.

857
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Excuse

858
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
me? You heard him.

859
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
I love that you're talking to yourself, right?

860
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
I know, it's so good.

861
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Just take us to Avon and shut your mouth.

862
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
He's not having any of it.

863
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Did you hear something in the wood?

864
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
I didn't hear anything in the wood.

865
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Were you guys talking to someone when you said

866
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
that you weren't supposed to be alone out here?

867
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Were you talking to someone when I said

868
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
I'm not supposed to be alone up here?

869
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Yeah, I was talking to my friend here. What were you

870
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
talking to? Yeah, me too. Who were you

871
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
talking to? Fucking walk.

872
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
You keep

873
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
an eye out. I'll keep an eye out.

874
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Don't you worry. It's one of

875
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
you, child. So

876
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
is Avon a pretty good boss?

877
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Yes, sir. Yeah, she's the best.

878
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Don't worry about it. What are the benefit packages

879
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
like? I don't understand.

880
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Yeah, dental.

881
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Avon,

882
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
she sells cosmetics, right?

883
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
It's your

884
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
local Avon lady.

885
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
I think they're

886
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
making fun of us.

887
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Will whispers,

888
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
fuck you, Brutus.

889
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Hey, who was that?

890
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
No one.

891
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
I think it's them.

892
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
I think it's them goddamn hipsters

893
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
again. Yeah, it's probably the hipsters.

894
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Hipsters? It's totally not them.

895
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Oh, those hipsters are the worst.

896
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Fuck, are you guys traveling

897
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
around with those idiots?

898
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Idiots. We're looking

899
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
for Avon. Well,

900
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
why would you be looking for Avon?

901
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Because you're bringing us to her.

902
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Last group that

903
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
came here who said they

904
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
were looking for Avon was with them.

905
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Yeah, and we did away with

906
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
those idiots, too. You did?

907
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Well, yeah.

908
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
You did? Yeah.

909
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
What'd you do? I used my sickle

910
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
and I murdered them.

911
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Really? Yeah.

912
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
That sickle looks pretty clean,

913
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
like it's never seen a battle. I just licked

914
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
it. Whoa.

915
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
That's what she said.

916
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
He makes a face like, oh god.

917
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Alright!

918
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
I like the commentary

919
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
from the trees.

920
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
We know you're up

921
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
there. No? I pick

922
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
one up by the scruff of the neck.

923
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
I didn't realize Avon had crazy

924
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
creatures working for her that are hearing

925
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
things, it seems. I would

926
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
have thought she'd have better staff than that.

927
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Did you pick one up by the scruff

928
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
of the neck? I try.

929
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
How does an 18 do against

930
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
your AC? Those are some sharp

931
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
sickles. Against my armor?

932
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
I have a 16.

933
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Good, you take a sickle hit.

934
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Hey! You take

935
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
seven slashing damage,

936
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
roll for initiative. Oh, come

937
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
on! 18.

938
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
I was just going to tell him how handsome

939
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
he was. 18.

940
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
19.

941
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Ha ha ha!

942
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
20.

943
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
17. Brutus is up first.

944
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
He is the one with the deeper

945
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
voice. And he

946
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
stomps

947
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
quickly over to

948
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Flint.

949
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
And he moves

950
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
up to its speed

951
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
and kicks it

952
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
with his iron boots.

953
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
The target has to make a

954
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
dexterity saving throw. That'd be you, Flint.

955
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Goodness.

956
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
You're kicking me with boots?

957
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Yeah. Iron boots.

958
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Well, that's a 19.

959
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Okay.

960
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
You die.

961
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Sorry.

962
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
That sounded ominous.

963
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
This red cap runs towards you and

964
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
flies at you with both of these

965
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
heavy iron boots.

966
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
And you nimbly step out of the way

967
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
and it flies past you. And it collects

968
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
itself at the other end.

969
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
It is Kel's turn.

970
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Where are you, Kel?

971
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I'm hiding in a bush.

972
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
And I'm going to shoot

973
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Was the high one the one that

974
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
took the first swing?

975
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
The high pitched voice?

976
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Yeah, I got him by the scruff.

977
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
He is holding it.

978
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Don't you hit me. I'll try not to.

979
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
I'm going to take a shot with my short bow.

980
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Oh, boy.

981
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
That is a

982
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
24. 24 is going to hit.

983
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Yeah. Oh, that's awful.

984
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Seven.

985
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
That's not awful.

986
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
I roll the one.

987
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
It's all good.

988
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
The one with

989
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
the high voice is up next.

990
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000
And he's like, ah, motherfucker.

991
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
And he swings his sickle

992
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
at you thrice.

993
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Thrice. Thrice.

994
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Someone else has to say thrice because

995
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
it's, yeah. Thrice.

996
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
22, 15,

997
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
and 13.

998
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
The 22

999
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Okay. So you take another

1000
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
sickle damage.

1001
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
That's sick.

1002
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
It's four slashing damage to you.

1003
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Thea, you're up.

1004
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Okay. Well, first, I shake him

1005
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
violently, you know.

1006
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Like a

1007
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
like a mother dog just like

1008
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
I'll kill you too.

1009
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
by the scruff of the neck. And what I'm going

1010
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
to do. So I'm going to conjure

1011
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
I'm going to produce flame

1012
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
in my hand. So I

1013
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
like Thea's just like mad.

1014
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
She's been poked twice by the stupid

1015
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
sickle. I have the stupid

1016
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
scruff of a man. And so

1017
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
like I've got him face level

1018
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
and I produce flame

1019
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
right in front of him in my hand

1020
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
and I like

1021
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
I'm going to skin you alive.

1022
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Yeah, sure. If you can get free, little man.

1023
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
11 damage.

1024
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
11 fire damage.

1025
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Thea's a little

1026
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
sadistic today.

1027
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Not statistic.

1028
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Nulara, you're up.

1029
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Looks like Thea's got that one.

1030
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
She's like shoving fire down his throat.

1031
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
So the other one kind of

1032
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
just like flew

1033
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
past when he missed

1034
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Flint. Yeah. So you

1035
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
are I'd say probably about 30

1036
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
feet from that other one.

1037
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Well, that's good because that's how fast

1038
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
I can go. So I'm going

1039
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
to go and I'm going to swart him real good.

1040
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
On my way there

1041
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
I'll pull out flame tongue.

1042
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Snail tongue fired.

1043
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
It's much more impressive.

1044
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
And that is

1045
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
a 24 to hit.

1046
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Yeah. Great.

1047
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
So that is

1048
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
15 damage on my first attack.

1049
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Sure.

1050
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
And then I'm going to attack him again.

1051
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
And that one probably doesn't work

1052
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
because it's only a 13.

1053
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
13 hits.

1054
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Sweet. I guess he is just a little

1055
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
shrimpy guy.

1056
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
15 damage on that one.

1057
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Oh yeah.

1058
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
And then Donnie's going to come

1059
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
try and give him a little chomp chomp.

1060
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
He will

1061
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
fail at that

1062
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
attempt because he only

1063
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
got a nine. But maybe he

1064
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
tries to pull his hat askew or

1065
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
something. You know.

1066
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Now you look stupid. Now your hat

1067
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
looks dumb. After

1068
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
you've done your turn there you all

1069
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
hear a

1070
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
loud and

1071
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
quick

1072
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
fly through the area

1073
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
that you're in

1074
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
and the light seems to

1075
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
dim around you

1076
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
and then come back.

1077
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Like something just sucked the magic

1078
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
out of the area for a moment. Maybe.

1079
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
And Flint it's your turn.

1080
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Alright.

1081
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
I'm going to axe this red

1082
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
cap that went flying by me that

1083
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Nulara just beat up on.

1084
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
That is a 19.

1085
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Yep.

1086
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
That's 12 damage.

1087
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Okay.

1088
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
And another

1089
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
19.

1090
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
So that's 11 and 2. 13.

1091
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
And he's like

1092
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Oh just you wait.

1093
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Avan's gonna have.

1094
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Oh she's gonna get you guys.

1095
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Alright. In that case I'm gonna take

1096
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
my action surge and attack

1097
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
him again.

1098
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Just for mouth and mouth.

1099
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
That's a 22.

1100
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Yeah that's gonna hit.

1101
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
21 damage. These guys are pretty robust.

1102
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
That's a shitload of damage he's

1103
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
taken. Yeah.

1104
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000
As he's like Avan's gonna have

1105
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
a. She's gonna skin you

1106
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
alive and then you just

1107
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
splat him.

1108
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
As one does

1109
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
with an axe. Yep.

1110
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Can I turn the buddy that I'm holding and be like

1111
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Look what happened to your friend.

1112
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Brutus!

1113
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
No!

1114
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
No!

1115
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
So

1116
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
he's screaming and inhaling fire?

1117
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Well I

1118
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
didn't put the fire in his face.

1119
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Behind you Thea. You

1120
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
feel like you feel

1121
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
like a wind come up behind you.

1122
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
And that's a 16

1123
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
against your AC.

1124
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
You're gonna take

1125
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
five piercing

1126
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
damage from a vicious rapier

1127
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
that has come up behind you.

1128
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
As well

1129
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
you are going

1130
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
to lose

1131
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
a spell slot.

1132
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000
No I'm not.

1133
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Yeah.

1134
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Why? Because that's

1135
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
when you take the damage

1136
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
you lose a spell slot. Avan's vamping ya.

1137
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
But why? Oh hold on.

1138
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Succeed on a will saving throw.

1139
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Thank you. Or not a will.

1140
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
A Kell saving throw?

1141
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Yeah.

1142
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
A Kell saving throw.

1143
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
21

1144
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
I do not lose my spell slot?

1145
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Would that be lose a spell slot forever?

1146
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
You don't know.

1147
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Guys I need to get out of here.

1148
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Okay so you don't lose a spell slot.

1149
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
But you do take that damage.

1150
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Will you're up.

1151
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Periwinkle's alive right?

1152
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Periwinkle's screaming

1153
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
still somehow in Thea's

1154
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
arms.

1155
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
But yeah he's alive. Okay.

1156
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
I'm gonna take that as a nice set target.

1157
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Use my short bow.

1158
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Try and put one between the eyes.

1159
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Monster 11.

1160
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
11 does not hit.

1161
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Well shit.

1162
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
You guys are just hiding up in the trees?

1163
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Yeah more or less. I'm in a bush.

1164
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Let's go to the bush. Yeah no that's

1165
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
cool. That's cool.

1166
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Thaddeus is just kind of

1167
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
watching. Oh yeah Thaddeus.

1168
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Yeah Thaddeus is here. It's his turn.

1169
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
He's gonna do shit.

1170
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
He's gonna cast

1171
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
cloud of daggers

1172
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
just behind.

1173
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Called it.

1174
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Russ loves cloud of daggers.

1175
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Well who doesn't love cloud of daggers?

1176
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Just behind Thea.

1177
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Hey it's called cloud of daggers. It's cool as hell.

1178
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Just behind me? Yeah.

1179
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Just behind Thea.

1180
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
And Will and Kel

1181
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
up in the trees you hear

1182
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
the skittering. Skittling?

1183
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Of skittling.

1184
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Skittling.

1185
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Of what you know

1186
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
to be the mean locks

1187
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
climbing up the trees to come get you.

1188
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Fuck. There ain't no nice locks?

1189
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Boo.

1190
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
So Brutus.

1191
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Who said that? Which one of you booed me?

1192
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Podcast over. Nobody

1193
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
boos.

1194
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Kel you're up bud. Oh I'm up. Uh oh.

1195
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Yeah Brutus is dead.

1196
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Well I'm up in a tree.

1197
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Or in a bush. Last I understood you guys

1198
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
were in a bush or in a tree.

1199
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Either way you hear

1200
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
skittering of mean locks coming towards you.

1201
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
How far would you say I am

1202
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
from

1203
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
periwinkle? You were probably

1204
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
well you're well within range cause you

1205
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
can move really fast. Okay.

1206
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
I would like to run out of

1207
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
my tree if possible.

1208
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Might have to do some rolls.

1209
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
I would like to run over there

1210
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
and hit him with a short sword. But if I need to

1211
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
roll before then so I don't like land on my face

1212
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
I'll do so.

1213
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
No you can do it.

1214
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Alright.

1215
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Roll then.

1216
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
That is a whopping

1217
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
11.

1218
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
11 does not hit.

1219
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
And as you run

1220
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
past Thea and Periwinkle

1221
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
you feel a rapier

1222
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
just kind of

1223
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
glance beside your head.

1224
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Doesn't hit you but you know that

1225
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
that is the rapier

1226
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
of Avon who is

1227
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
somewhere in the

1228
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
vicinity.

1229
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Periwinkle's turn

1230
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
and he's still screaming Brutus!

1231
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
He with unknowing

1232
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
force

1233
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
boots you in the chest.

1234
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Thea.

1235
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Yeah that makes sense.

1236
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
So you gotta make a

1237
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
dexterity saving throw to see if you stay

1238
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
standing.

1239
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Critical fail.

1240
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Amazing.

1241
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Oh my god am I gonna fall back into

1242
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
fucking cloud of daggers?

1243
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
I will kill

1244
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Fatty.

1245
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
I will kill

1246
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
him dead. You didn't even plan it

1247
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
that way. That's good.

1248
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Couldn't have worked out better.

1249
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
So you're gonna take.

1250
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
With all the damage.

1251
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Guys I might die.

1252
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Because of Fatty's.

1253
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
That's 18

1254
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
bludgeoning damage from the

1255
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
iron boots. I will

1256
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
hunt you guys. And you are knocked backwards

1257
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
into the cloud of

1258
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
daggers because you go

1259
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Don't die you'll be stuck with

1260
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Grancis forever.

1261
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Fate worse

1262
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
than death.

1263
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Guys I'm

1264
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
bloodied.

1265
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Oh my god.

1266
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000
I'm sorry has anyone else taken

1267
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
damage this round?

1268
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
That's because you're holding one of them.

1269
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Well I haven't had the opportunity to drop them.

1270
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Frankly I was just about to throw them behind

1271
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
me into the cloud of daggers.

1272
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Because I was picking up what

1273
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Thaddeus was putting down.

1274
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
So that's

1275
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Over D4

1276
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
slashing damage.

1277
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Can you roll all ones?

1278
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
I can try.

1279
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Four, eight, nine

1280
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
slashing damage.

1281
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
And you're prone.

1282
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Because you got knocked backwards.

1283
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
And you're prone. So that sucks for you.

1284
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
But it's your turn. Remember you can take a healing

1285
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
surge if you need to.

1286
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
I'm gonna say you're not holding periwinkle anymore.

1287
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Well obviously.

1288
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
If someone kicks you in the chest you let them go.

1289
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
So I'm gonna

1290
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
take a healing surge right now.

1291
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Give me back nine.

1292
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
It's like I never fell into a cloud

1293
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
of daggers.

1294
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Thaddeus is like

1295
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
oh god. Sorry.

1296
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Sorry.

1297
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
Okay.

1298
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Would rolling

1299
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
be an action or can I

1300
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
roll as a movement? Not

1301
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
get up because getting up would be my action.

1302
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
You can stand up and take

1303
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
half of your movement.

1304
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
But then I can't cast?

1305
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
You could crawl up to half of your movement.

1306
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Yeah you can still

1307
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
half of your movement action.

1308
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
We did it wrong in dragons.

1309
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
We've been playing it right since then.

1310
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Well I

1311
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
do not get knocked prone often.

1312
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
Well now you're not prone.

1313
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
So you can stand up and move half your

1314
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
movement. You can crawl up to half of your

1315
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
movement. And you can cast.

1316
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
But any

1317
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
attack action you take

1318
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
rolls at disadvantage because you are prone.

1319
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Okay well I get up and I

1320
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
move the fuck away from

1321
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
this cloud of daggers. Sure.

1322
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Okay well I gotta

1323
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
do it. I'm in a wild shape.

1324
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
And I'm in a wild shape into

1325
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
my winter wolf because it's my go

1326
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000
to. Yep. So

1327
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
that's what I'm gonna do.

1328
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
I do it!

1329
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Can I

1330
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000
also do a spell?

1331
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000
I'm pretty sure

1332
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
that's it. I don't think you can cast as a winter

1333
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
wolf. Then I

1334
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
would do my spell first. Da!

1335
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Come on. Keep up.

1336
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Jesus.

1337
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Okay. So that's

1338
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000
it. I guess that's it.

1339
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
I'm a winter

1340
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
wolf now.

1341
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Kel

1342
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
you've moved. But from where

1343
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
you are or where you were

1344
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
behind the bush

1345
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000
you turn and see

1346
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
two mean

1347
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
locks coming out, running

1348
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
towards you. And for

1349
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
everybody else you see

1350
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
the mean locks as well

1351
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
because they are now out in the open.

1352
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000
And they are like

1353
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
large centipede type

1354
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
creatures.

1355
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Yeah. Come on Russ.

1356
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Gross.

1357
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
That's what I do.

1358
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Like the ones we had in Korea but

1359
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
really big. Do they skittle at all

1360
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
or? Yeah.

1361
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
They look like they would scuttle.

1362
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
There's two of them at this point and

1363
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
they run towards Kel specifically.

1364
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
More like a flea.

1365
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Like a gross flea.

1366
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
I'm done with my commentary. Sorry.

1367
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000
One of them

1368
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
attacks at Kel

1369
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
and misses. The other one

1370
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
attacks at Kel and I drop the

1371
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
dice. And that is

1372
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
a 16

1373
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
against your AC.

1374
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Yep. That hits.

1375
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
So you're going to take 2d4

1376
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
plus 2 slashing damage

1377
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
which is going to be 8 slashing

1378
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
damage. And you must

1379
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
succeed on a constitution saving throw.

1380
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Alrighty.

1381
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Oh boy.

1382
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
That's an 8.

1383
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
8 fails.

1384
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
So you

1385
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
should consider yourself paralyzed

1386
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
for an hour.

1387
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Okay.

1388
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Unless somebody helps

1389
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000
you in some way shape or form.

1390
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
I've got this.

1391
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000
How many mean locks is there? Three did you say?

1392
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Two I do believe.

1393
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
There are two that have come out.

1394
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
There's two that you can

1395
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
see. What a fun little tease.

1396
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
What a fun

1397
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000
There's two that you see.

1398
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Nularaaaa it's your turn.

1399
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Can I see

1400
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Aven or

1401
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
she's like invisible

1402
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
or what's the deal?

1403
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Yeah about that.

1404
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
You don't really see her right now.

1405
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Well shit.

1406
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000
You do see

1407
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000
you've noticed. You don't see

1408
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
it right now but you have noticed

1409
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
a glowing

1410
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
blue light that kind of

1411
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
comes in and out.

1412
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Usually around

1413
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
once was when Thea got

1414
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000
attacked and probably said ouchie.

1415
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
But other times yeah you've seen it

1416
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000
kind of glow but you haven't

1417
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000
seen her specifically.

1418
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Okay.

1419
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Then I am going to

1420
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000
cast a spell. Whoa.

1421
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000
I know you guys. Buckle up.

1422
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
This is groundbreaking stuff. This is like literally

1423
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
never happened before. She's just worried

1424
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
somebody's gonna take them from her. That's true.

1425
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
I might as well use them now.

1426
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000
I'm going to cast Hunter's

1427
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Mark on one of the

1428
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000
mean locks and that

1429
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000
means it is I've mystically

1430
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000
marked it as my quarry.

1431
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000
So I get to give it an extra

1432
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
D6 damage when I hit it with a

1433
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000
weapon. So I'd like to do that to whatever

1434
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
one is closest to me right now.

1435
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Yep.

1436
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
They're both

1437
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
kind of right in front of you because that's where Kel's

1438
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
about. Okay.

1439
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
And then I have advantage

1440
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
on perception and survival

1441
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
checks.

1442
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000
So just FYI I'm going

1443
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
to give this bastard more damage when I

1444
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000
attack him right

1445
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
now.

1446
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
It's a 24.

1447
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Yeah 24 is going to hit.

1448
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Good. I'd be real worried.

1449
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Just barely.

1450
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Okay.

1451
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
So that is

1452
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
19 damage.

1453
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000
Then I'm going to attack it again

1454
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
because he's gross and I hate him.

1455
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Naturally.

1456
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
And that is a

1457
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
15. Yep.

1458
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000
15 damage on

1459
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000
that attack. So that mean lock

1460
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000
lets out a mean locky shriek which is kind

1461
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
of like eeeeeeeeh

1462
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
and it's dead. Perfect. In that

1463
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000
case

1464
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000
FYI once it dies

1465
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000
I can change

1466
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000
who I have Hunter's Marked because I can

1467
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
do this for an hour. Sure.

1468
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
So I can do that at the beginning of my next turn

1469
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
I guess probably is when you would like me to do

1470
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
that. Yes. I don't know how

1471
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000
spells work. I don't know.

1472
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Probably the best time.

1473
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Yeah.

1474
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Me neither and I've been doing them for like three years.

1475
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Donnie is

1476
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000
what's the other red

1477
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000
cat periwinkle or something is his name?

1478
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Yeah he's still screaming and he's

1479
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
like stomping Thea with his boots.

1480
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Okay Donnie's going to try and

1481
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000
take a little nippy nip out of him.

1482
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Do it Donnie.

1483
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000
That was an 18

1484
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000
Donnie.

1485
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Totally did

1486
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
it.

1487
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000
That is

1488
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000
5 damage and he

1489
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
needs to make a con saving throw.

1490
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000
That's a 15.

1491
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
Yeah that'll do it.

1492
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Okay. Flint you're up

1493
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
yet. Am I also

1494
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,000
not able to see Aven?

1495
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
You at this point can't see Aven

1496
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
as well.

1497
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Alright I will meander

1498
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000
around the cloud of daggers and go kick the shit out

1499
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000
of periwinkle.

1500
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Could someone please throw him into the cloud of

1501
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
daggers? I cannot be the only one

1502
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
who lands in the cloud of daggers.

1503
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Okay yeah I'll move over there

1504
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000
and throw him into the cloud of daggers.

1505
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Okay.

1506
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Sure.

1507
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000
After I take a swing at him with my axe.

1508
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Okay.

1509
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
It's a 19.

1510
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000
Did you roll anything less than 19?

1511
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000
No he does not. Well we got a pretty good bonus.

1512
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
That's true.

1513
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000
It's a 2 so I get to re-roll

1514
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
that. Yeah 10.

1515
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
It's a 19

1516
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
damage. Okay.

1517
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000
And now I'm going to

1518
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000
body slam him

1519
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000
into the cloud of daggers.

1520
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,000
But like enough that I'm on the other

1521
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000
side of it and he is going

1522
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000
directly into it. Sure.

1523
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000
So you're like hip checking

1524
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000
him in or you're like picking him up and throwing

1525
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000
him in. Tell me what Flynn's doing.

1526
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000
I'm going to essentially like

1527
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000
judo throw him in there.

1528
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000
Okay kind of like an over the head flip.

1529
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Well I was thinking more

1530
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000
like along the side of me but sure

1531
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
whatever works for you. Sure okay.

1532
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000
So he's going to try

1533
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,000
and contest that and grab

1534
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000
onto you.

1535
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000
Bring it periwinkle. So let's make

1536
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000
a

1537
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000
strength we'll just do a strength straight

1538
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000
strength contest. Okay.

1539
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
14.

1540
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000
17.

1541
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000
So he

1542
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000
holds onto you and grapples you

1543
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,000
and you are

1544
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000
now grappled with periwinkle.

1545
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Damn it Amy.

1546
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Whatever how do you lose a strength

1547
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000
contest to something that's two feet

1548
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
tall. Apparently it has a crazy

1549
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000
strength roll.

1550
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
In the middle

1551
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000
of all the action nowhere near

1552
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,000
the cloud of daggers

1553
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000
you

1554
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
see the blue

1555
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,000
light Nularaaa that you have seen

1556
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,000
and then it comes

1557
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000
to form what looks

1558
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,000
like a two foot tall

1559
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000
elf like creature

1560
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000
with giant dragonfly

1561
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000
wings and she says

1562
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,000
Kell and Will

1563
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,000
thank you

1564
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000
for coming back and bringing me

1565
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000
new subjects. I say nothing

1566
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000
because I'm paralyzed.

1567
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000
Don't worry there's the

1568
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,000
other there's the other one I know you're here.

1569
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Can I try and shoot

1570
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
her in the ass with an arrow? No it's still

1571
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000
her turn. Are you saying

1572
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000
anything?

1573
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
I'm going to try and stay

1574
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000
hidden. Okay. She says

1575
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,000
my mean locks have found you

1576
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000
they will be there soon.

1577
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000
And she

1578
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000
disappears again and you just see the blue

1579
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000
light and she flies over

1580
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000
to Thaddeus

1581
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
and swings at him

1582
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000
with her

1583
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000
right here.

1584
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000
That's a 14

1585
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
I can't remember what his

1586
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000
thing is.

1587
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000
16 so she misses him.

1588
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000
But you still see that blue

1589
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000
glowing light near where

1590
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Thaddeus is everybody.

1591
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000
And

1592
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Will your turn.

1593
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Her blue light doesn't go on and off

1594
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000
right it's just on? It kind of fades

1595
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000
in and out. She can make it

1596
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000
do that. Okay.

1597
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000
How's holding your action work that

1598
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000
I can just use that

1599
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000
whenever? Yep. Yeah you would have

1600
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000
until Aven's next turn

1601
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000
to ready

1602
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
your action. Yeah. So you

1603
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
you'd say

1604
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
you'd say what you want to do

1605
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
and a trigger that would

1606
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000
come up before that next

1607
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000
turn. So and if Aven

1608
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,000
reappears

1609
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
I shoot an arrow or something.

1610
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000
Okay.

1611
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000
I'm going to move

1612
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,000
as close to the middle

1613
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
of the group as I can. Okay.

1614
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Tip toeing around the cloud of daggers.

1615
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000
And I'm going to

1616
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,000
ready fairy

1617
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
fire. Okay. And

1618
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000
the trigger will be when Aven

1619
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
appears again. Okay. So

1620
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000
from behind where you were two more

1621
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000
mean locks come out.

1622
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,000
So you're now in the middle of the group

1623
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000
kind of surrounded by

1624
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
all of the action happening around

1625
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000
you. So those mean locks are going to

1626
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000
run into the fray.

1627
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000
And they one is going to go

1628
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
to Nulara and

1629
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000
one is going to go

1630
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000
towards Thea.

1631
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,000
And they are going to swing their

1632
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000
claws at you.

1633
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,000
So 20 for Nulara and

1634
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000
a 15 for Thea. So Thea's

1635
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000
misses. But Nulara

1636
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000
you have to take some damage

1637
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000
and make a constitution saving throw.

1638
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000
Great. I love

1639
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,000
taking constitution saving throws.

1640
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,000
They're my favorite.

1641
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,000
So it's eight slashing damage and

1642
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000
18.

1643
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Yes. You're not

1644
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000
paralyzed. My AC is 13.

1645
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Your AC is 13.

1646
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000
I thought your AC was 16. I'm a winter wolf.

1647
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Oh, you're a winter wolf.

1648
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000
All right. Well, you're going to take

1649
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
some damage too. Damn my honesty.

1650
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000
I know. It's good honesty though. I

1651
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000
admire your honesty. Seven

1652
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000
slashing damage and

1653
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,000
a constitution saving throw.

1654
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000
19 plus whatever. You saved.

1655
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000
So you're not paralyzed either.

1656
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,000
Thaddeus, it's your

1657
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000
turn. Okay. Great.

1658
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000
Thaddeus is going to

1659
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000
drop his concentration on the

1660
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000
cloud of daggers and say

1661
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000
sorry, sorry,

1662
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,000
sorry.

1663
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000
And then go over to Kel and

1664
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000
casts his greater, casts his

1665
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,000
I was going to say it but I thought it.

1666
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000
He casts his greater restoration on you.

1667
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000
This bird is a

1668
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000
castaway. It's the most dangerous bird

1669
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000
in the world. So you are no longer

1670
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000
paralyzed but you are prone.

1671
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Now Kel, it's your turn.

1672
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,000
So is it half

1673
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000
or all movement speed or something to

1674
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000
stand up or? Yeah, half your speed to

1675
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000
stand up and then you still have half movement.

1676
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,000
All righty.

1677
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Is the mean lock that

1678
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000
hit me still standing next to me?

1679
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Yep, there is one right beside you.

1680
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000
Oh, I will try

1681
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000
again with the short sword. Sure.

1682
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Oh, that's much better. That is

1683
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,000
a

1684
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
25.

1685
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000
That will definitely hit, yep.

1686
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,000
God

1687
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
damn it. That's a seven and

1688
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,000
I forgot last time weapons are

1689
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,000
coated with some juices so you need to

1690
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
make a con

1691
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,000
save.

1692
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000
What kind of juices? I know juices

1693
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,000
was a gross way of saying that.

1694
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000
13.

1695
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,000
That is the DC.

1696
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,000
Fruit punch juices? If it

1697
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000
meets it beats unless it's healing so he saves.

1698
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,000
Oh, damn.

1699
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000
I want to know what these juices do.

1700
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000
I know. That's a

1701
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,000
question for later. Russ

1702
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000
Rowe juices. Sorry, you said seven damage?

1703
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000
Yes.

1704
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000
Okay, and now it

1705
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
is Periwinkle's turn.

1706
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Periwinkle's still kicking. Oh, he's grappled

1707
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,000
with Flint. Yep.

1708
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,000
They're in a manly embrace.

1709
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000
The manliest.

1710
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000
That's how you do when you grapple.

1711
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000
Your beards are all entangled.

1712
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000
It's

1713
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000
fairly romantic.

1714
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000
So both of our speeds become

1715
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000
zero and we can't benefit from any

1716
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,000
bonus to speed.

1717
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000
Condition ends if

1718
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,000
the grappler is incapacitated.

1719
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,000
So yeah, he's

1720
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000
going to

1721
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000
I don't even know what the fuck he's going to do to you.

1722
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Hug you tighter. Whisper sweet nothings

1723
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000
in your ear. Yeah, he's

1724
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000
going to try, he's like holding on

1725
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,000
to your, I'm not

1726
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000
going to say your shoulders, but he's like holding on to the front

1727
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,000
of your, like your arms.

1728
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,000
He's just holding onto your arms. That's probably better.

1729
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,000
He's holding onto your arms.

1730
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000
And he's using the leverage of

1731
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,000
your arms to pull

1732
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000
himself, to jump and pull himself

1733
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,000
and kick you with his iron

1734
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,000
boots. So make

1735
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000
a deck save.

1736
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,000
Wouldn't he need to like

1737
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000
because we're grappled, so technically I'm

1738
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,000
holding on to him as well, so wouldn't he have to

1739
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000
like out-strength me?

1740
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000
Yeah, let's do that too.

1741
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,000
Tom, asking the important questions.

1742
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Twenty-two.

1743
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,000
Okay, fifteen.

1744
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,000
So, he doesn't do that.

1745
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,000
It's fine.

1746
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,000
Alright.

1747
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,000
I don't know how to get out of a grapple.

1748
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,000
Yeah, you're still

1749
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000
grappling him.

1750
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,000
Periwinkle wets himself.

1751
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Flint gets grossed out, dropped out.

1752
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,000
The ultimate defense.

1753
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,000
Oh, thank God.

1754
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,000
Can you give me a little picture of what's around

1755
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,000
me? I've lost track of where all the bad things

1756
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,000
are. So there's a blue light

1757
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,000
near Thaddeus

1758
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,000
that's kind of fading at this point.

1759
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,000
Kel is

1760
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,000
you are there. So Periwinkle and

1761
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000
Flint are grappled directly in front of you.

1762
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000
There's no more cloud of daggers.

1763
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000
There's a mean lock

1764
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000
on near

1765
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000
trying to swipe a claw at you.

1766
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,000
And did.

1767
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000
There's a mean lock on Nularaaaa.

1768
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000
There's Kel in a mean lock.

1769
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,000
What do you want? There's a mean lock on you.

1770
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,000
And there's a blue

1771
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000
glowing light. Did Oprah give us these mean locks?

1772
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000
You get a mean lock.

1773
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000
Okay, well I am going to

1774
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,000
is there any

1775
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
so the mean lock is on me. Is there

1776
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000
a mean lock within

1777
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,000
I'm going to

1778
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,000
What are you trying to do?

1779
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000
Well what I want to do is I want to

1780
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,000
frost

1781
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,000
cold breath.

1782
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,000
And it's a 15 foot cone.

1783
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000
And I'm just wondering how I can position

1784
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000
this if there's like

1785
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000
some maximum damage I can inflict.

1786
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,000
You could get

1787
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000
one mean lock

1788
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,000
or you could

1789
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000
get two mean locks and a

1790
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,000
Kel.

1791
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,000
You can get me.

1792
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,000
I'll get one mean lock.

1793
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,000
There's a saving

1794
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000
throw. Just hit him. There is a saving throw

1795
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000
but it's still half on a

1796
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,000
on a failed save.

1797
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,000
And it's 48 damage.

1798
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,000
I'm going to murder

1799
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000
a potential buddy.

1800
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Although I am a little bit wary

1801
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,000
she's like you brought us some

1802
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000
people.

1803
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Who you working for?

1804
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000
Via has questions. You're allowed to talk if you have questions.

1805
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,000
Who you working

1806
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,000
for?

1807
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000
I have questions.

1808
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000
That was a real question.

1809
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,000
That's a real question.

1810
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000
No one. Just

1811
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000
us.

1812
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,000
Help.

1813
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000
You hear Ava say

1814
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,000
oh tell her the truth.

1815
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,000
Hey. Hey.

1816
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000
Fuck you. This is not your conversation.

1817
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000
This is between us.

1818
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,000
Ava briefly glimps

1819
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000
shows her form

1820
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,000
which triggers your

1821
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,000
thing you had going on there. Fairy fire.

1822
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000
Oh yes.

1823
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000
What a cute nickname.

1824
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Do it fairy fire.

1825
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000
It's a

1826
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000
20 foot cube.

1827
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,000
It illuminates the area.

1828
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000
I think she's making a deck save.

1829
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,000
That's an 8.

1830
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,000
So she fails

1831
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,000
and is outlined

1832
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000
in light for one minute.

1833
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,000
So she can be seen and tracked?

1834
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000
Yes.

1835
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000
Perfect.

1836
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,000
Thea turns toward her and

1837
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000
wait how far away is she?

1838
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,000
She is hovering

1839
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
near to Thaddeus.

1840
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000
Thaddeus? Thaddeus.

1841
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,000
So she is how fast

1842
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,000
is your wolf?

1843
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,000
My wolf is fast. 50.

1844
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,000
Oh yeah you're well within range.

1845
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,000
Okay well I run over to her

1846
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,000
and I cold blast the bitch.

1847
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,000
Sure. Make a dexterity

1848
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,000
saving throw.

1849
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,000
13.

1850
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000
So half of 4d8.

1851
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Yeah bitch.

1852
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Five

1853
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000
cold damage.

1854
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,000
That makes

1855
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,000
me sad because that otherwise

1856
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000
would have been much much better.

1857
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Yeah that's too bad.

1858
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Yeah that is too bad.

1859
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000
Okay the mean lock on you Kel.

1860
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,000
It's turn.

1861
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,000
And it's going to

1862
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,000
try to

1863
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,000
claw you again.

1864
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,000
And that is only

1865
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,000
that's a 14.

1866
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,000
Shit. Yep that hits.

1867
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,000
Constitution saving throw.

1868
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000
Alright.

1869
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,000
My goodness it's a 9.

1870
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,000
Yeah no you're paralyzed

1871
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000
again.

1872
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000
And that's

1873
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000
going to be 8 slashing

1874
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,000
damage to you.

1875
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Alrighty. Okay Yulara's

1876
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,000
turn. Okay I am going to

1877
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,000
change my hunter's mark

1878
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
to be on Aven.

1879
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Okay.

1880
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000
How far away is she? Cause I can

1881
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,000
You guys are

1882
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,000
about as far away as you could

1883
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,000
be. So I'd say you're probably

1884
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,000
50 feet away.

1885
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,000
Well that's too far

1886
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,000
Russ.

1887
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,000
Well usually I keep it within

1888
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,000
a 30 foot box. So I'm just

1889
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,000
changing it up a little bit. Yeah it's

1890
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,000
probably more realistic I guess.

1891
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,000
Everyone doesn't always fight within my

1892
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,000
running range.

1893
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,000
I am going to

1894
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,000
Oh why did I do that?

1895
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,000
Hey does anybody else have a spear?

1896
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,000
I have somehow released my

1897
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,000
or deleted my what damage

1898
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,000
it does. Anybody? Anybody

1899
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,000
got one that can tell me what it is?

1900
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,000
Cause I have my

1901
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,000
bonus I just have somehow erased

1902
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,000
what damage it does cause I'm a dummy.

1903
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,000
1d6 plus your strength.

1904
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,000
I just rolled it. One more thing I forgot

1905
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,000
to mention

1906
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,000
for Aven

1907
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,000
since we can see her with fairy fire you get advantage

1908
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,000
on attacks. True story.

1909
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,000
Sweet. Well I didn't get advantage

1910
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000
on my attack did I?

1911
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,000
We forgot to tell you.

1912
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,000
Yes.

1913
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,000
Do better.

1914
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,000
It's not my job to keep track

1915
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,000
of all of your spells. I'm going to

1916
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,000
move towards her so that I'm closer

1917
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,000
as if she's just going to stay still

1918
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,000
which she won't but whatever I'm going

1919
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,000
to throw my

1920
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,000
spear at her.

1921
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,000
Okay. That is a

1922
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,000
22. Yeah

1923
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,000
that's going to hit. Okay.

1924
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,000
So that is

1925
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,000
you moved?

1926
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,000
I don't need to do that now.

1927
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000
I'll throw

1928
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,000
the spear first and then move I suppose.

1929
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,000
If you move you're going to take an opportunity

1930
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,000
to attack from the mean lock that's on you.

1931
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,000
Oh yeah I forgot one of those was

1932
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,000
on me.

1933
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,000
That's fine. I'm still going to throw my

1934
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,000
spear at her. She's the big bad.

1935
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,000
But I didn't move.

1936
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,000
I totes didn't move.

1937
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,000
So

1938
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,000
that is

1939
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000
711 damage

1940
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,000
on her.

1941
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,000
Going to go ahead and use my second attack

1942
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,000
on that mean lock that I forgot.

1943
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,000
I was already fighting with.

1944
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,000
That's a 30. Does that

1945
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,000
hit? Does a 30 hit?

1946
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,000
You know what? It doesn't.

1947
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
I don't know.

1948
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,000
It hits so well it goes back to no hitting.

1949
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,000
How many dice did you roll?

1950
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,000
Well just one but I have a plus 11

1951
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,000
to attack so

1952
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,000
19 turns

1953
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000
into a 30.

1954
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,000
Gets pretty sweet.

1955
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,000
So that is

1956
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,000
15 damage on that attack.

1957
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,000
Donnie will try and

1958
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,000
I guess give that

1959
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,000
mean lock a little chomp-a-roo.

1960
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,000
He probably fails because

1961
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,000
he only got a 12.

1962
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,000
Yes he does

1963
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,000
fail.

1964
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,000
Flint you're up.

1965
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,000
Alright so I'm still grappling with

1966
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,000
periwinkle correct?

1967
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,000
Alright let's

1968
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,000
strength battle to get out of this situation.

1969
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,000
A 22.

1970
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,000
Yeah I got a 9.

1971
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:57,000
Solid.

1972
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,000
You crush him like a leaf.

1973
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,000
Yeah I'm going to shove him off me and then

1974
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,000
come scream it down with my axe.

1975
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,000
I would like you to scream as you roll

1976
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,000
too late.

1977
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,000
That's a 16.

1978
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,000
16 will hit yeah.

1979
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,000
So 15

1980
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,000
damage there.

1981
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,000
And second

1982
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,000
attack is a 20 but not critical.

1983
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,000
And 10 is 21. 23 damage.

1984
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,000
So tell me how you kill

1985
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,000
periwinkle.

1986
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,000
Gleefully.

1987
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,000
I step on his shoulder and

1988
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,000
pull him down and

1989
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,000
behead him.

1990
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,000
And just

1991
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,000
as the axe is coming down he's like

1992
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,000
I'll see you soon

1993
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,000
Brutus.

1994
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,000
I think they were together

1995
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,000
you guys. They were together.

1996
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,000
I'm happy to reunite the two

1997
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,000
red cap lovers.

1998
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,000
It's a love story of the ages.

1999
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:57,000
It really is.

2000
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,000
Even she's not invisible

2001
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,000
anymore however you want to say that.

2002
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,000
And she looks quite

2003
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,000
upset that she is now

2004
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,000
covered in fairy fire.

2005
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,000
She directs her

2006
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,000
upsetness.

2007
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,000
Her anger.

2008
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,000
She's going to zip on over to

2009
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,000
you. She's going to swing her

2010
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,000
vicious rapier

2011
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,000
at you.

2012
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,000
Not well. That's an 8.

2013
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,000
That'll miss. And she whispers

2014
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,000
to you that nobody else

2015
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,000
hears and she says I'll make

2016
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,000
you believe that it's all you.

2017
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,000
And now it's your turn.

2018
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,000
I will yell you

2019
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,000
pervert.

2020
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,000
Get back.

2021
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,000
Let's see.

2022
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,000
I'm just going to stab her with my

2023
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,000
short sword.

2024
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,000
That is an 18.

2025
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,000
Yes 18 is going to hit.

2026
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,000
That'll do

2027
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,000
10 damage.

2028
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,000
She needs to make a constitution saving throw.

2029
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,000
About to get juiced.

2030
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,000
Juiced.

2031
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,000
Klon is a 9.

2032
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,000
That's a fail.

2033
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,000
She will be asleep

2034
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,000
for 1d4 hours.

2035
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,000
I think she's going to be easy to kill.

2036
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,000
That's a 4.

2037
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,000
She's asleep for 4 hours.

2038
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,000
She's asleep for 4 hours?

2039
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,000
Fucking sweet!

2040
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,000
Yes.

2041
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,000
Yeah

2042
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,000
You strike her

2043
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,000
and she takes it with 10 damage?

2044
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,000
Yes.

2045
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,000
Okay.

2046
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,000
That brings her down to there.

2047
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,000
Fuck it. She falls asleep.

2048
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,000
Alright.

2049
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,000
Her wings stop flapping and she

2050
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,000
falls to the ground.

2051
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,000
Hey! I'm your dungeon master Russ

2052
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,000
More. Thank you for joining us for episode 33

2053
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,000
of Dumbgeons and Dragons titled

2054
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,000
Where the Feywild Things Skittles

2055
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,000
See Amy I worked it in there. Never have

2056
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,000
doubts. We had a blast recording

2057
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,000
with Michael and Kyle from American Godscast

2058
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,000
who we will hear from in just

2059
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:07,000
a moment but first things first

2060
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,000
I just want to let you know we've had a busy week here

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01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,000
obviously we were on American Godscast

2062
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2063
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,000
but also we did an interview with Northern

2064
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Nerdcast this past weekend

2065
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000
which was a blast. I'll link that interview

2066
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2080
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2081
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2088
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2089
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,000
at joining us. Let's chat with Michael and Kyle

2090
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,000
here for just a sec. So

2091
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,000
thank you guys. Thank you

2092
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,000
so much. Yeah, thanks for having

2093
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,000
us on. Yeah, thanks for having us. Yeah

2094
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,000
it's been weird. It was

2095
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,000
a fun one. Alright.

2096
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,000
I liked it. Just let

2097
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people know where they can find you

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01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,000
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01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,000
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2107
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You can find us pretty much anywhere. Awesome

2108
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,000
and so this episode is going to be

2109
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,000
coming out towards the end of the month, February

2110
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,000
28th

2111
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,000
and we are going to be

2112
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,000
doing a show with Michael

2113
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,000
and Kyle on American

2114
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,000
Gods cast so if you want to go

2115
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,000
check that out we'll be reviewing

2116
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,000
HarmonQuest. I don't know when that

2117
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,000
comes out exactly but it's either just before

2118
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,000
or just after this maybe. Yeah it should be

2119
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,000
in the week of

2120
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,000
the 20th. In the week of the 20th so

2121
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,000
it will have come out so go check out that show

2122
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,000
over there. We will have

2123
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,000
hopefully done our best.

2124
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,000
There will be

2125
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,000
a lot less murder

2126
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,000
no it's HarmonQuest

2127
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,000
but yeah go check them out and

2128
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,000
enjoy what they offer

2129
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,000
over there. So thank you guys again for

2130
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,000
being on the show. Yeah thanks so much.

2131
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,000
Yeah thanks guys. Next episode will be out

2132
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,000
March 14th when we get back on the trail

2133
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,000
enough of these side quest

2134
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,000
adventures. Nah we have fun doing the side quest

2135
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,000
adventures too but yeah we're back on the regularly

2136
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,000
scheduled program. Let's wrap up

2137
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,000
this gong show though. Hope you enjoy and

2138
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,000
we'll chat again in a couple weeks.

2139
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,000
Minlok's turns.

2140
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,000
They see

2141
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,000
Aven fall

2142
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,000
and they

2143
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,000
just poof out of existence.

2144
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,000
You don't see them. They teleport

2145
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,000
away from the scene.

2146
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,000
So that was Minlok

2147
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,000
three and four. So there's still one

2148
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,000
over Kel

2149
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,000
and it is Thaddeus's turn

2150
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,000
and he casts

2151
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,000
greater restoration on Kel again

2152
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,000
and says don't fuck it up this time.

2153
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,000
I'm back.

2154
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:25,000
And Kel is back

2155
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,000
and there's one Minlok

2156
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,000
over you. The rest have fled

2157
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,000
and Aven has fallen asleep

2158
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,000
because it's what you do on the job.

2159
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,000
I'm up I'm

2160
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,000
guessing. If you stand up

2161
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,000
Yep. Yep gonna stand up.

2162
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,000
I will hit the Minlok

2163
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,000
with

2164
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,000
poison spray. Sure.

2165
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,000
So

2166
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,000
I think you have to make a con save.

2167
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,000
That's a nine.

2168
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:53,000
Oh my goodness.

2169
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,000
I'm doing something. Strong roll.

2170
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,000
That is

2171
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,000
a four damage.

2172
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,000
Big hitter.

2173
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,000
And that was that Minlok

2174
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,000
who screeches

2175
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,000
in the face of this poison spray

2176
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,000
and crumples up

2177
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,000
like the centipede type creature

2178
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,000
that it is and it is dead.

2179
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,000
Oh I'm huge.

2180
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,000
So you are all standing over

2181
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,000
Aven who is sleeping now.

2182
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,000
Can I freeze her? Does she

2183
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:25,000
look peaceful? Well I'm gonna say

2184
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,000
you're not in combat directly now

2185
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:29,000
so you can do you guys can talk

2186
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,000
about what you want to do with her. That's why I

2187
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,000
ask can I freeze her?

2188
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,000
I draw a penis on her face

2189
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,000
with a magic marker. I'm okay with that.

2190
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,000
I hand you

2191
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,000
a sharpie and I be like

2192
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,000
let's do this for real.

2193
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,000
I put her hand in some

2194
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,000
warm water so she pees her pants.

2195
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,000
She pees her pants.

2196
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,000
You're not even gonna make her do a pee your

2197
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,000
pants roll? She's sleeping.

2198
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,000
I steal one of her bras

2199
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,000
and put it in the freezer.

2200
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,000
I don't know if anyone's gonna do

2201
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,000
anything productive but

2202
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:13,000
me and I are just playing sleepover pranks.

2203
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:17,000
I want to manipulate

2204
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:19,000
her weekend

2205
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,000
style.

2206
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,000
I don't know like get all her minions

2207
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,000
all confused and stuff.

2208
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:29,000
Nothing.

2209
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:31,000
Thaddeus pipes up.

2210
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:33,000
He's like so

2211
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,000
she's asleep now.

2212
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,000
What were you guys hoping to do? Is it like somewhere

2213
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,000
you can take her?

2214
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,000
What do you want us to do with her?

2215
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,000
We can just kill her.

2216
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,000
Oh my god. Is there no

2217
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,000
law? Is there no

2218
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:49,000
justice judicial system

2219
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,000
in the Fae?

2220
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,000
No there is.

2221
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,000
We're not really in the Fae.

2222
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,000
Not yet but you could

2223
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,000
take her.

2224
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,000
Okay she was just trying to kill

2225
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,000
us. The only difference now is she's

2226
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:05,000
asleep so I feel like it's okay.

2227
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,000
Okay you do it.

2228
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,000
Okay. I walk

2229
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,000
up to her. I try to

2230
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,000
feel around to see if I can steal anything

2231
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,000
first on her person.

2232
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,000
Send an investigation check.

2233
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,000
You feel up as sleeping.

2234
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,000
That's a 26.

2235
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,000
She has the clothing

2236
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,000
on her. She has a short

2237
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,000
bow and a vicious

2238
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,000
rapier.

2239
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,000
I will nab the vicious rapier.

2240
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,000
Anyone want it? Nah I'm good.

2241
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,000
I guess what's it do?

2242
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,000
Maybe it's real good Thea. Maybe you want it.

2243
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,000
Is it made of metal?

2244
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,000
It is a magic weapon.

2245
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,000
Yeah I'm not cool with it.

2246
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,000
It's 1d8 piercing damage and

2247
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,000
when you roll a 20

2248
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,000
on top of your

2249
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,000
crit the target takes an extra

2250
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,000
2d6 piercing damage.

2251
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,000
Ooh.

2252
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,000
Fancy.

2253
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,000
I can't take it.

2254
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,000
I don't think it's

2255
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,000
better than my axe so I'll have it.

2256
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,000
Yeah me as well.

2257
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,000
We should probably just leave it here on the

2258
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,000
ground then.

2259
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:13,000
Or I can stab her with it. Yeah.

2260
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:15,000
Ooh. I want to stab her

2261
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,000
with that. Such vicious

2262
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,000
little creatures. I love it. I know.

2263
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,000
Make it look like an accident though.

2264
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,000
Hold on.

2265
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,000
Yeah I'm going to prop

2266
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,000
the sword in the dirt.

2267
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,000
Like she fell on it?

2268
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,000
Yeah.

2269
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:33,000
Totally accidental.

2270
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,000
People fall into rapiers all

2271
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,000
the time. Okay hold on.

2272
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,000
I'm not going to stop

2273
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,000
you from doing what you're doing but to the

2274
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:43,000
other three of you you're

2275
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:45,000
just going to

2276
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,000
whatever.

2277
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,000
I have already suggested they take her

2278
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:51,000
to the authorities

2279
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,000
and they're like

2280
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,000
nah we're going to kill her.

2281
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:57,000
Nah murder.

2282
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,000
Dia feels like her conscience

2283
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,000
is fairly clear.

2284
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,000
I refuse to do it myself.

2285
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,000
They have the opportunity.

2286
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,000
This is their

2287
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,000
grievance.

2288
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,000
Yeah I agree like they have like I

2289
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,000
wouldn't do it but they have history

2290
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,000
with her like I don't know their life.

2291
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,000
I like these

2292
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,000
rascally little

2293
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,000
things.

2294
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,000
Explain to me how you set up

2295
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,000
her presumed

2296
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:27,000
suicide.

2297
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,000
Alright so

2298
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,000
in the dirt I make a little hole

2299
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,000
and I kind of shove the rapier in there

2300
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:35,000
and then we

2301
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,000
I think Kel and I will like prop her

2302
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,000
up like she's standing up and then

2303
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:41,000
I'll stick my foot out and push her over.

2304
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,000
What if I'll take the bottom half

2305
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,000
you take the top half and then we could just kind of

2306
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,000
like fluff her like you're doing

2307
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,000
your sheets but like

2308
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,000
onto the

2309
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,000
rapier a couple times.

2310
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,000
Or we can kind of throw her sideways like we're

2311
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,000
throwing a toddler. We might have to like roll

2312
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,000
for that.

2313
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,000
Like we're throwing a toddler.

2314
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:03,000
How many toddlers do you guys

2315
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:05,000
throw?

2316
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,000
Just my nephew.

2317
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,000
Oh my god.

2318
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,000
Well I hope there's no rapiers involved

2319
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:13,000
but yeah you

2320
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,000
you flop her like a

2321
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,000
sheet or a toddler.

2322
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:19,000
And

2323
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:21,000
how many times do you do this?

2324
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,000
Twice.

2325
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,000
Twice? That's it?

2326
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,000
How is she propping for like the double tap

2327
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,000
rule is important. That's true.

2328
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,000
She tripped twice.

2329
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,000
On the

2330
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,000
first time

2331
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,000
you see her kind of stir

2332
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,000
and on the second time

2333
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,000
the light comes back to her

2334
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,000
eyes but then quickly leaves.

2335
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,000
She is

2336
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,000
double tap.

2337
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,000
Expelled from this world

2338
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:55,000
and in that instant

2339
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:57,000
there is a flood

2340
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,000
of light and color and

2341
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,000
force that comes from her

2342
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,000
body

2343
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,000
and

2344
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,000
Kel and Will

2345
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,000
and Thea and even a Nulara

2346
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:11,000
you feel that there is a much stronger

2347
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,000
magical presence

2348
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,000
in this forest now.

2349
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,000
I'm gonna kick some leaves over her body.

2350
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,000
Just cover it up a little bit.

2351
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,000
Doesn't case.

2352
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,000
Hope you wiped your fingerprints off the murder weapon

2353
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:27,000
or CSI Faye will be all

2354
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:29,000
over you. When you walk away

2355
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:31,000
make sure to take a big like fern

2356
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,000
branch and like sweep behind

2357
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,000
you so that your hoof prints

2358
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:37,000
don't show.

2359
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,000
Thaddeus speaks up. He's like well at least

2360
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,000
it's like the dragon uprising

2361
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,000
and I don't think anybody's gonna be

2362
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:45,000
looking for a fairy in the forest.

2363
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,000
Did you guys have a deal you wanted to settle

2364
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,000
up with these two?

2365
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,000
Can I have a, can I have an

2366
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,000
Antler please? Yes.

2367
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:57,000
I'm assuming I have some

2368
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,000
kind of like let's

2369
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,000
say satchel thing. I'll pull one out

2370
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,000
and I'll give it to Thea.

2371
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,000
Or if you're here just

2372
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,000
you want to grab my Antler and then just

2373
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,000
go at it? Yeah do you want to brush one?

2374
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,000
Well are you ready to shed that? Like is that just gonna come

2375
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,000
right off? I mean I can just

2376
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:15,000
rip it off. Oh god.

2377
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,000
What?

2378
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,000
I mean I think I shed

2379
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:21,000
mine like a couple months ago and it's

2380
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:23,000
only like a once a year thing. But you guys

2381
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:25,000
did help out a lot.

2382
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,000
Oh do you guys want wings also?

2383
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:31,000
We could probably get you some sweet pair of

2384
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,000
wings.

2385
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,000
Are you gonna pluck them off the fairy

2386
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,000
you just murdered?

2387
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,000
It's not a pluck, it's a simple

2388
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,000
tear. It's a little different.

2389
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,000
No, I will take

2390
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,000
a pre-shed

2391
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:47,000
one of your Antlers

2392
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,000
and no wings for me.

2393
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:51,000
Thank you. Yep, good on the wings.

2394
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:53,000
Yep, good for wings.

2395
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:55,000
Whatever floats your boat I guess.

2396
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:57,000
I'll hand them one of my Antlers.

2397
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:59,000
Thank you.

2398
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,000
I think.

2399
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,000
It's all been tainted by murder.

2400
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:05,000
It's been strange

2401
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,000
boys, it's been strange.

2402
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,000
Can you point us

2403
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:11,000
in the way of Althend?

2404
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:13,000
Oh.

2405
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:15,000
About that.

2406
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,000
I'm just fucking with you.

2407
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,000
We'd like to

2408
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,000
show them the way.

2409
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,000
You know, like good hosts.

2410
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:27,000
Of course, of course. Yeah you

2411
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,000
guys kind of

2412
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,000
I don't know how you guys are feeling but

2413
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,000
you know, you just kind of saunter back

2414
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:35,000
through the woods

2415
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,000
and you make it to the edge

2416
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,000
of Althend.

2417
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:41,000
And you see

2418
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:43,000
much like the other settlements that

2419
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,000
Flinthia, Nularaaa, and Thaddeus have seen

2420
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:47,000
very sparse

2421
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,000
buildings along the floor but

2422
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,000
up in the trees there is a

2423
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,000
very large tree village

2424
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,000
and there are actually elves up there

2425
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,000
walking that you can see, walking the planks

2426
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,000
and

2427
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,000
Flinthia, Nularaaa, and Thaddeus

2428
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,000
turn around to

2429
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,000
thank Will and Cal

2430
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,000
and they

2431
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:09,000
turn around and they

2432
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,000
look down and they remember

2433
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:13,000
meeting Will and Cal

2434
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,000
and they remember they

2435
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,000
needed help with something

2436
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:19,000
and then they remember showing up

2437
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,000
here and Thea has

2438
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:23,000
an Antler in hand.

2439
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:25,000
But no recollection?

2440
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:27,000
No recollection of anything else and Will and Cal

2441
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,000
are nowhere to be seen.

2442
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:31,000
So the terrible murdering

2443
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:33,000
never even happens.

2444
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:35,000
I feel so light

2445
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:37,000
like there's nothing weighing on me.

2446
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,000
Perfect, we don't even have to feel guilty.

2447
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,000
Guys, the weed I'm smoking is fantastic.

2448
01:29:53,000 --> 01:30:03,000
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.filmmusic.io.

2449
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,000
Uh, hello?

2450
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:09,000
Normal conversation is hard.

2451
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:11,000
Sorry, I keep starting

2452
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:13,000
but then I hear someone else.

2453
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,000
Me too, I wish we had video going.

2454
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:17,000
It's so hard because I don't want to talk over my friends.

2455
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,000
Right?

2456
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:21,000
Okay, whatever, we're all individually recording.

2457
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,000
I'm just going to talk over all of you guys.

2458
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:25,000
Do it.

2459
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,000
I do, anyway.

2460
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:29,000
Listen, Tom, using your power of

2461
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,000
also being a DM.

2462
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,000
You turn that shit off.

2463
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,000
You're just a regular Joe in this game.

2464
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:37,000
I'm so smart.

2465
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:39,000
That is a bang on

2466
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:41,000
impression of me, by the way.

2467
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:43,000
Russ understands all about

2468
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:45,000
how noble

2469
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,000
it can be to run and hide during

2470
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,000
a battle.

2471
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:51,000
This is all

2472
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,000
Russ's character in the Patreon

2473
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,000
game is all

2474
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:57,000
all kinds of brave from a distance.

2475
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,000
I put my

2476
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:01,000
cloak on and go invisible and stand in a corner

2477
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,000
for the entire time.

2478
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,000
I don't know

2479
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:07,000
what you guys are talking about.

2480
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:09,000
That's it, I'm having

2481
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,000
a third beer.

2482
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:13,000
I wish I had a beer.

2483
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:15,000
I wish we could open

2484
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:17,000
our door.

2485
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:19,000
Why can't you open your beer?

2486
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,000
Oh, our setup is

2487
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,000
top notch.

2488
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,000
It's blocking the door.

2489
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,000
It's a fire hazard.

2490
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,000
What if you need to use a bath?

2491
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,000
You know what? Never mind.

2492
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:33,000
I take it back.

2493
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:35,000
We play this broadcast until one of them

2494
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,000
pees their pants.

2495
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:39,000
And we won't stop until

2496
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:41,000
one of them does.

2497
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:43,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons

2498
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:45,000
production.